The Great Brain Robbery

Scene: Inside Stryker's Ship. Space of the Milky Way Galaxy

(The team is sitting at the table playing Go Fish)

Stryker: Do you have any threes?

Sunder: Go fish.

Stryker: (Picks up a card)

Sunder: Do you have any sevens?

Stryker: Go fish.

Sunder: (Picks up a card)

Miracle: (Has an angry look on her face)

Stryker: Do you have any twos?

Sunder: Go fish.

Miracle: That's it! (She slams the table)

Stryker: What was that for?

Sunder: Yeah. I was having such a fun time playing this pointless, never ending Earth game.

Miracle: We need to do something helpful for us, like finding Khyber.

Stryker: I thought the point was to wait for him.

Miracle: He wants me! I know it!

Sunder and Stryker: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!

Miracle: Whats so funny?!

Sunder: Sorry, but why would he want you?

Stryker: He is right, I do have an Omnitrix.

Miracle: Oh yeah. I'm sure he wants a watch made by that copy cat Albedo that only has three aliens on it so far.

Stryker: Hey!

Sunder: She might be on to something.

Stryker: Why do you think he wants you?

Miracle: Ummmm..... I just know okay! I can't sleep knowing that the greatest hunter in the universe is after me.

Stryker: Maybe I can help.

Miracle: How?

Stryker: I could use a spell on him that will cause all inner thoughts to be passed on to me.

Sunder: I hate magic.

Stryker: Why?

Sunder: It's risky.

Stryker: Speaking of risks, this spell is the only spell that my mother never allowed me to do.

Miracle: Why?

Stryker: I don't know.

Miracle: So lets go find Khyber!

Stryker: Another thing. This is one of few spells that requires ingredients.

Miracle: So we can't do it?

Stryker: Don't worry. I have enough for one batch. Sunder, Can you find him.

Sunder: Absolutely. Although I don't like this idea.

Miracle: Don't worry big guy. What could possibly go wrong?

Sunder: Everything.

(A few hours later)

Scene: Vulpin Wasteland

Khyber: This is exahilarating. (He tackles a Vulpimancer and stabs it in the heart with his knife)

Pet: (In beetle form, Rams through a pack of Vulpimancers)

Khyber: This will provide a hardy meal for months!

(Meanwhile Strykers ship hovers above)

Stryker: Are you ready for this? (Grabs his hover board and hands Miracle hers.

Miracle: Not really. (Grabs the hover board)

Sunder: Lets move out! (Hops on his Glider)

(They exit the ship)

Sunder: You kids need more practice.

Miracle: (Stumbles) No really?!

(They Land)

Stryker: Hey! Fred Uglystone! Over here!

Khyber: It looks like you saved me the trip. And is that you Sunder? I see you still have that horrible scar I gave you.

Sunder: Are you trying to tick me off?

Miracle: Can we get this over with?

Stryker: Fine. (He takes out a water bottle filled with the mixed ingridients.)

Miracle: I'm guessing you couldn't carry the traditional cauldron.

Stryker: Very funny. Oh well. Here it comes. Transferra Identica! Transferra Identica! Transferra Identica!

(Two huge bubbles float in the air)

Stryker: Sunder now!

Sunder: (Slams Khyber into one of the bubbles)

Stryker: I'm guessing that I need to get into the other one to obtain his knowledge. (He jumps into the other bubble)

(The spell works)

Khyber (Stryker) : I feel weird.

Stryker (Khyber) : I am in the body of a putrid human!

Miracle: Oh. So thats why your mom didn't want you to use that spell.

Stryker (Khyber) : Let us see the power of this ledgendary device. (He slams the Omnitrix)

Heatblast (Khyber) : A Pyronite. This should work out well.

Khyber (Stryker) : Come on! A new alien!

Sunder: Stryker. Can I subdue Khyber. Who is really you?

Khyber (Stryker) : I'm confused.

Sunder: Nevermind.

Miracle: I think its time to fight.

Heatblast (Khyber) : (Hurls a wave of fire at the team)

Miracle: (Creates a shield of Manna) Sunder do something!

Sunder: I got this. (He fires a strange gun at Heatblast)

Heatblast (Khyber): What did you do to me.

Sunder: You just got shot with a Searing Desentizer. It was designed specifically to stop any fire. It should work on you just nicely. By the way, It is not meant for people so I apoligize if you go into cardiac arrest.

Khyber (Stryker) : How does this giant walk?!

Miracle: Your still trying to figure him out?

Heatblast (Khyber) : (Transforms back into his human form) Come my pet! Protical 05934221 Alpha.

Pet: (Comes to his masters side)

Stryker (Khyber): (Gets on his pets back) Off to the ship!

Miracle: We have to stop him!

Khyber (Stryker) : Let him go for now. I am out of ingredients.

Sunder: We need to go to the closest marketplace.

Miracle: That shouldn't be hard to find right?

Sunder: Not exactly. Vulpimancers are the most intellegent beings on this planet. In case you haven't noticed. They don't go grocery shopping.

Khyber (Stryker) : Come on!

(10 minutes later)

Scene: Strykers Ship.

Miracle: You need to make us a list.

Khyber (Stryker) : Why can't I go?!

Sunder: Because everyone will try to kill you.

Khyber (Stryker) : Good reason.

Miracle: We will only be a few minutes any way.

Khyber (Stryker) : I hope so.

Sunder: We are now arriving on the home planet of the Pantophage. I hear they make a good fried tiffin.

Miracle: Who would eat such adorable creatures?!

Sunder: Half of the galaxies inhabitants.

(They land the ship next to a market place)

Miracle: I'll be back!

Sunder: Don't you mean 'We'll be back'?

Miracle: It was a movie reference.

Sunder: Oh.

Khyber (Stryker) : Please hurry. I don't even know how to use the bathroom in his body!

(Miracle and Sunder exit the ship)

Miracle: Whoa! These aliens are huge!

Sunder: I know. Ive been here a few times. Give me the list.

Miracle: (Hands Sunder the list)

Sunder: This should be easy. (They walk up to a vendor) Excuse me. Do you have any of these items.

Vendor: Yeah. I'll go get them.

Miracle: (Whispers in Sunders ear) He looks like the Devil.

Sunder: (Rolls his eyes)

Vendor: All right. Your total will be nine hundred and seventy eight dollars and twenty two cents. I am speaking in Earth terms of currency.

Sunder: You owe me.

Miracle: No. Stryker owes you.

Sunder: (Hands the vendor the cash)

(Miracle and Sunder enter the ship)

(Green goop is all over the walls and floor)

Miracle: Gross.

Khyber (Stryker) : I'm not going to lie to you. I don't even know if this is urine.

Sunder: Its worse than urine.

Miracle: What is it.

Sunder: You don't want to know.

Khyber (Stryker) : I do!

Sunder: Trust me.

Miracle: Another movie reference!

Sunder: What movie are you talking about?!

Miracle: Never mind.

(They fly back to the planet Vulpin)

Sunder: There is his ship.

Khyber (Stryker) : Finally!

(Sunder lands the ship next to Khybers)

(The team exit the ship)

Miracle: (Absorbs concrete and slams down Khybers door) Hasta la vista, baby!

Sunder: Huh?

Miracle: Its an inside joke!

Stryker (Khyber) : You want your old body back? Give me the Omnitrix first.

Khyber (Stryker) : Over my dead body! I mean your dead body. Whatever....

Sunder: Don't worry. I got him. (He fires a net at Stryker (Khyber)

Stryker (Khyber) : Your weak human body is not strong enough!

Miracle: I did tell him he could work out some more.

Khyber (Stryker) : Very funny. Time to makes things right. Transferra Identica! Transferra Identica! Transferra Identica!

(Two large bubbles float in the air)

Stryker (Khyber) : Now my pet!

Pet: (Tackles Khyber (Stryker) and Miracle causing them to fall into one of the bubbles)

Sunder: (Tosses Stryker (Khyber) into the bubble)

(The spell is complete)

Khyber: I'm powerful again!

Stryker (Miracle) : I feel different.

Miracle (Stryker) : Me too.

Miracle and Stryker: (Look at each other) Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunder: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. This is hilarious!

To be continued....

Characters

 * Stryker Morningstar
 * Miracle Tennyson Levin
 * Sunder the Retriever
 * Khyber
 * Khyber's Pet
 * Vulpimancers
 * Pantophage
 * Pantophage Vendor

Aliens Used

 * Heatblast